pompuan chantek memang selalu kena buli!

dah pandai buat tak pandai nak simpan kahkahkah. hari ni cikgu nak ajor mariiiiii mengira! (ni bukan versi VC “marilah” si prema yin tu) tak kuasa nak gelek-gelek bitchy depan esbok, pe ke heeeell..? lain la korang tu shahz jazle. isu ni lagi ilmiah tentang how to know your “period” and protect yourself tanpa “cawat besi” *duuuuusyuum!

bila citer pasal period banyak muka yang merah-merah macam otak-otak kempas…blusher. malu la konon. for me…lebih malu kalo benda macam ni tak diberikan pendidikan basic. aku ter-excited bila my opis-mate cum jiran pesan kat aku beli binatang ni last month.

aku berbesar ati nak ajak korang mengira sesame aku (macam slot sesame street hik's)…kat adik-adik dan akak-akak yang baru cukup umur or tetiba “kaget” period cycle datang lewat (bukan liwat dowh) meh mengira sama aku..!

…3…2……..2…setengah…..1

soklan: camner nak tau ari period korang?
cikgu: it depends on you cycle are 28 days or 30!

soklan: laki mak “kacak haloba” tapi gelabah hancus bila period terdelay flight hehehe, macam hareeeem *w!nk
cikgu: korang kira from the day you start one period to the day you start the next dan bukan dari ari last period eh.

get a calendar. on the day you start your period, write a little "S" in the corner of that box on your calendar, and circle it. on the day you end your period, write a little "E" in the corner of that box on your calendar, and circle it.

then count 28 days from the "E" and write in an "S?"

when the next period starts, you'll see if you were close with the 28-day guess. Maybe you're more like 29, or 30, or 31 days. After you've circled the next "E," then count the number of days that seems right from the previous month, and write another "S?"

once you have the most accurate number of days apart, keep regularly marking your calendar and this way you will always know about when you should start.

source(s): just being a woman (lupakan jerk yang feeling-feeling wo-MEN tu!)

aritu aku gegelak baca blogs si hamzah yang tak berapa nak siuman tu HAHAHA ada ke dia suruh semua pompuan kat dunia ni pakai KOTEX / pad (bukan i-pad tau) tetiap ari. alasan yang tetiba aku rasa logik, ada betul gak kalo tetiba korang kena kidnap and nak kena rogol…korang jerit je kekuat “MAK, PERIOOOOOOD NYAH!!!” and bila dia tengok korang pakai pad sure nafsu “lahabau” tu tak stim kahkahkah.