TRAVELOG : ko hengat ko maya karin?

hi, ini zam. dia rakan travelblog aku. oh, abaikan aksi kucing meow-meoooooow yang tak berapa nak howt tu! kami selalu bercuti sama (apa jadah ayat aku ari ni bunyik macam rancangan pendidikan khas dowh, hadoooyai) apa yang aku nak citer is pasal how to booked hotel cheap-cheap mengikut budget dan kepuasan maksimum korang; yang indah macam syurga wa-lau-pooooon rumah korang macam tongkang pecah. no matter what city is your destination, cheap hotels can be found.

ramai yang tanya aku…
“how nak dapat hotel murah & chantek erk?!?”
“kaya nyeeeer amik hotel grand-grand”
“pe kata buat blogs pasal setiap trip..?”
etc…etc…and blah-blah so on *enuff
so, ari ni aku bermurah ati nak buat keje detail kasik a few tip book hotel. Most mak-chick pak-chick yang HOT CHICK love to save money, especially when they travel. there are always so many costs involved (flights, dining, accommodations, activities berjimba-jimba) that finding deals on at least one area can make a big difference, duiiiiiitt ma!

step 1: skodeng of list hotels
sebelum korang berahi nak bercuti, see if the hotel you're interested in has its own website. when you're trying to book cheap hotels, online booking agencies are the best place to start (amik masa, chill & enjoy walking skodeng websites ala-ala korang baru jerk menang pakej bercuti after main sodoku or jig saw puzzle hik’s) even peraduan kopi janda also caaaaan wok!

dulu aku pernah dok promote satu website ni, bukan citer porno dowh! try websites such as www.agoda.com “smarter hotel booking” dan korang kompem TER-a-GODA. on any of these sites, you can organize your results by price, from lowest to highest, and then check out the photos, location, reviews and so on. if you're satisfied with one of your options, book it immediately. for example, macam yang aku buat pada last post…korang bleh check tang sini camner aku buat -----> [BANGKOK LOVE STORY]

step 2: compare with trip advisor
of course one is never satisfied since we are talking potentially a few hundred bucks here. korang kena la pandai banding-bandingkan harga mana lebih murah dan bagi korang kepuasan tahap gaban. contohnya, kalo amik hotel dengan air asia korang dapat diskaun…then amik hotel online without flight ticket dapat jantan…huh, mana korang nak? kahkahkah jangan nak percaya sangat “refund” but sumtimes doesn’t work and kekadang nak kasik kondom pun hotel tu charge taw!

step 3: protect my “test-is” hahaha
kalo korang masih dara…so korang kena jadik brilliant! jarang orang pikir pasal “kena tipu” or mati ketika bercuti! sebabnya holiday tu buat orang ghairah…khayal macam baru abis teguk air ketom. WAKE UP!!! amik masa korang bleh tengok internet…dan baca setiap komen guest yang pernah duduk tang situ (buku panduan melancong gak banyak membantu). finally, korang get gambaran sedikit sebanyak hotel tu best ke or “azabannaaaaaar” kecuali korang ada gold card atau platinum membership gi la book hotel 6 bintang.

on a trip, your hotel will not be just where you unwind after a busy day. it will be your base of operations, the place where you get started in the morning, and a safe refuge at night (kecuali la korang memang berhajat nak bawak jantan kando and kena rogol bergilir dan assume dapat pingat emas acara larian berganti-ganti). on the other hand, unless you are looking for complete solitude away from the rest of the world (pakej bercuti ke alam barzah gitew! uiiiisssh seraaaam..) you will probably spend most of your waking time away from your hotel.

i am hoping this doesn’t happen to you but hotels can make mistakes. they might have missed that you already paid or not sebabnya ada kes yang aku sendiri terkena tetiba hotel claim aku belum bayar dan spoil my mood nak hoyeh-hoyeh.

step 4: timing is everything
kalo ati dah berkenan yang jauh pun nampak dekat. aku cadangkan kalo korang jenis yang budget-budget duit dan budget jambu-kacak-haloba or feeling miss universe so korang kena amik kira jarak hotel dekat atau jauh dari tempat korang nak buat maksiat tu HAHAHA. takan dah pakai heel 6 inci tetiba nak kena menapak berbatu-batu kan? hauuuuus dek! (it’s fun too!) ada hotel gak yang kasik FREE taxi, FREE basikal, FREE memacam benda FREE-lah.
satu lagi korang kena tengok gak timing when the hotels are the cheapest. in some months, hotels in an area will be 50% cheaper than their peak period. if so, ask if their rates are cheaper for your travel dates. the hotel might be offering a deal for that time period. some hotels offer a cheaper rate if you are willing to pay for your room in full when you book.

step 5: amik hotel paling cikai 3.5 stars
aku tak la secerewet macam korang sangka. ada masa kalo agenda aku cuma nak bershopping, aku akan booked hotel yang ala-carte (i mean ala-kadar) jerk! membazir dowh! tapi ada masa bila aku bercuti dan memang musim mengawan so aku booked la tempat cun melethop takan nak check in reban ayam kan?
nak la celik-celik bijik mata tengok-tengok dah macam dalam syurga...walau rupa korang tak tumpah macam beauty and the beast!kalo korang nak senang lagi…korang pinjam jerk zam ni HAHAHA dah macam P.A. aku amik booking flight & hotel setaip kali aku nak buat maksiat. otak tak serabut…ati pun tak kalut! JELES LETTEW... enjooooOoice =)

chow!!!