Monday, June 29, 2009

waiting for my rocket to came

when i on my lappy, i saw two-three picture bout my last trip in trengganu. nice place with a suck service. saya rasa org malaysia masih blum bersedia trima tourist-lah, even pelancong dlm negeri sekalipun. why? i have a gud reason, watcha. pernah tak dalam sehari tu after korang bangun dari tido, and then korang terjebak with some stupid things and make it your life soooo shit…worst day? stuck. feeling not in a good mood walaupun korang dah cuba buat mcm-mcm benda magik but masih tak menjadi.

flight tertinggal saya. a-la-mak, wrong spell.

gara-gara confident tahap cipan dgn jadual penerbangan yg diaturkan my pro (sound like gro huh? huhuhu) dah habit saya mmg jarang check all my sched on last call appointment. so dah nama pun gomen tentatif, on that day saya pun buat catwalk ala-ala janice dickinson nak amik boarding pass at counter and suddenly…hey, mana semua org pergi?

alo, encik shamsul…your flight kul 8.30am ye? yg awak baca tu flight number okay ~ dush* wakakaka. kepada peminat-peminat yg menantikan kemunculan saya dlm MH 1038 tempohari, i’m so sorry dear…i’m not a janice dickinson :p kekwat.

“you beromen ke smlm, sampai tertinggal flight?” my “gro” shouted.

berpuluh call masuk dan kluo, and finally i dun have any choice. someone plez help me, send to me my driver. fetch me okay and i’m waitin’. kekadang buat idea gila begini best gak. memandangkan saya kena amik next plane kat klia (transit from jb-klia-trengganu) perjalanan pagi ni tak ubah mcm amazing race or treasure hunt. so thanks god. korang kalo nak jadi tourist yg hebat, kena la sesat slalu or diculik or disappear dari muka bumi ni baru ler dikira maha-hebat. takde maknanya, dlm malaysia je dek non.

“yes sir, may i help you?”

“yup, my air-cond actually is not cold…felt lil bit hot”

“it’s okay, after de plane take-off you can felt cold and better”

[*gulp]

what the stupid reason or excuses you give to me? korang ingat plane korang ada sirip or kekisi udara ke? Seludup oksigen from outside? hahaha. make me gelak sepanjang diz journey. lebih best masa steward-dy nak collect sampah makanan yg diberi tak seberapa tu. adalah satu family ni dgn anak-anak dia tgh enjoy mkn toblerone then bleh plak he asked “coklat tu nak bwk balik ke?” ala, bebudakkan…biar la diaorg mkn or simpan that coklat and after that you clean up la masa dah mendarat nanti. pwoooorrrhhh, follow rules sgt. so apa bezanya air asia dgn malaysian airlines? arrrhh, biar je menteri pengangkutan yg buat keje.

ingat saya drama ditinggal flight berakhir begitu je, but this case dah bersambung mcm telenovela rosalinda. sesampai kat trengganu dah ptg, panas dan rimas. lawak malaysian airlines tu benar-benar membuat saya hilang ingatan, terbahak kalo difikirkan. time to check in hotel. erm, smell so good…bau laut. hotel baru ala-ala burj @ dubai cukup mempesona bagi kategori bumi lompat parti camni.

lazimnya hotel check out around 12 till 2pm but saya telah diberikan refreshment sehingga jam 6.45pm before check in, “what the problem?” saya bukannya walk-in guest dan takan la nak kemas katil pun amik masa setengah hari??? apa lagi, when refreshment dah tak mampu nak make me fresh…mengamuk ler bila trasa mcm dihanjing-hanjingkan. erm, nak sgt tgk drama kuda kepang pepetang buta gini? so bad was the bullshit i found it incredibly hard to stand up and say “i’m interested in this”. in fact, if i ever did say that i had to immediately follow it with, “but that doesn’t mean what you think it does, and i don’t believe in all the things you think i do”. apa yg kedengaran dari front liner hotel berulang kali hanyalah “i’m so sorry sir”.

everyone says please and thanks you.

nasib juga nasi dagang mampu buat jiwa saya tenang. rasanya tetap enak mcm pertama kali saya rasa 10 tahun dulu (mengimbau sembang di gelas besar, seberang takir). susah juga nak cari nasi dagang kat sini, kedai tutup lebih awal, menu abis lebih cepat dan bangunan lama menjadi replika tanpa nadi after 10 malam. harga makanan pun dah mula mahal mcm jb dan kl. inikah kuala trengganu?

melepas lelah dari kesengsaraan, memandang telus cermin hotel dari tingkat 22 sambil tergelak kecil. waduh, while most wo-men find it difficult enough to run a single home.

“ko tau, ari tu ada sale kat hush puppies outlet. akak rembat la sepasang kasut tu...rugi tak cilok, tgh murah tau”.

“ala, sumtimes harga dia mahal tak padan dgn design ntah pe-pe la kak. tak worth it. kalo buat baling hanjing dengan kasut hush puppies, hanjing pun tau haram tau...wakaka”.

teringat satu statement my ustaz, do you know why hanjing kencing mengangkang sblh kaki? erm, no idea *blink-blink. huhuhu i’m not a spesis binatang la ustaz? that coz de hanjing pun tau yg air kencing dia najis, so dia pun tak sanggup nak kotorkan diri dia. look, hanjing yg haram dan tau dirinya najis pun tak sanggup sentuh najis sendiri yg juga haram katanyerrrr.

hey, lawak pesen apa ni ustaz??? najiiiiiiiisss sgt lawak ni. kalo korang rasa diri korang dlm kesusahan, but masih ada lagi org yg lebih susah dari kita. Kalo binatang pun bleh berfiikir lebih baik dari kita, inikan plak kita? we sing, we dance, we steal things. erm, kena mandi bunga dan tolak bala.

6 comments:

  1. hello,
    im a silent reader... ur blog make me laugh and feel better.. keep it up bro..

    jac kandrew

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  2. really??? ada jugak yg faham lawak sinetron rtm abad ni...wakakaka, thanks ye :)

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  3. haha.. i laugh so hard when u tell me d story d othr day... still laughing now haha. that steward-ess really can make funny jokes! ..its not d destination but d journey that count.. ;p z

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  4. lone-ranger like ahli pengakap muda, waklu :P

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