fuck-book

can you fill this out without lying?

you've been tagged, so now you need to answer all the questions honestly...if you felt horny-lah kan? at the end, choose at least 8 people to be tagged. don't forget to tag me! motip??? motip sesangat kaaaaan?!? to do this, copy this entire message, then go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, click "write a new note", paste these instructions in the body of the note, delete my answers, and type yours. easy peasy! if korang ada "fuck-book" lah kan, if not kenalah korang masuk class dewasa.

next, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app). click publish (at the bottom). have fun! :) memang tokey fun fair btul kekacang ni tau, uweeekks.

1. what was the last thing you ate?
kacipup and kecepek pagoda…serdak kueh raya. chup! actuallay kfc snack plate hot & spicy. ayooooo, dosa tipu.
2. where was your profile picture taken?
sentosa island, singapore.
3. can you play guitar hero?
are you talkin’ spanish guitar??? love it, nope.
4. name someone who made you laugh today?
my staff…always.
5. how late did you stay up last night and why?
after klimaks maybe? huhuhu…reply all my email and buat report audit.
6. if you could move somewhere else, would you?
i like move it-move it, i like move it-move it yeeeeeee-hah!
7. ever been kissed under fireworks?
wo-wo-wo stuck…kismis ke krismas ni? ish, memain la uol’s neeeh :p
8. which of your friends lives closest to you?
barli suam.
9. do you believe ex's can be friends?
kita orang “extraordinary” katanyeeeeer.
10. how do you feel about dr pepper?
ada aku kesah?!? ok-ok jek.
11. when was the last time you cried really hard?
last year, when i’m thinkin’ bout [penyu] shit*
12. who took your profile picture?
tenuk…kekacang cap ladies choice punya eeeeeex’s.
13. who was the last person you took a picture of?
me..alo i ni human gak wokey! dalam erti kata lain or ayat penyata is “human being” huhuhu.
14. was yesterday better than today?
much-much better than zero.
15. can you live a day without tv?
can. i’m watching 60’s tv.
16. are you upset about anything?
yup! [pullstop! terlalu upset…cheeeewah!]
17. do you think relationships are ever worth it?
of couse…kira i do gitew : )
18. are you a bad influence?
moral of de story, (put my name bila perlu after diz word). korang faham sendiri la yea.
19. night out or night in?
ni kira sama dengan tight in or tight out ke? waduuuuh “peng-or”.
20. what items could you not go without during the day?
phone, car, lappy & wallet and some-say berus gigi la wey!
21. who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
my abah.
22. what does the last text message in your inbox say?
kata-kata bersifat sokongan moral tapi penuh nista menghanjing-hanjingkan prasaan i dan dengan harapan messagenya itu dijadikan khutbah jumaat dan beliau ditempatkan di kalangan ahli sufi. ni lagi poyo cap berus jamban uol’s!!! baldi-gold-soot!
23. how do you feel about your life right now?
just nice, juicy. no more drama rtm.
24. do you hate anyone?
sometimes maybe…but cepat sejuk kot.
25. if we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
all people kept talkin’ bout “fuck-book” and nak jadi next top “fb-pornstar” uweeeeekkkss.
26. say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
not be sure…lepas kot if i tak terkentut, opppss.
27. has anyone ever called you perfect before?
blum lagi, sebab gagal mengandungkan anak.
28. what song is stuck in your head?
kekasih yang tak dianggap by kertas.
29. someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
pwoooorrrhhh, susah soalan ni…i tikam pakai dadu la later eh.
30. wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
grandis mitsubishi maybe? lalala.
31. name something you have to do tomorrow?
sabtu-day : mtg & sunday also, ammah!
32. do you think too much or too little?
i’m planner la weeeeey…so? both.
33. do you smile a lot?
i am kekwat + catwalk = pussycatdolls, yup.




kekacang, next question pleeeeeese...no more huh?