shin chan

dulu saya tak pernah kisah pun pasal any scandal yg berlegar around me. for me juz simple…not my own business-lah and why you all nak kapoci kan??? hahaha but now makin lama saya berada dlm bidang korporat and keparat ni, a lot of scandals was happen, not to me but....? according to me scandal is a type of rumour, which came slowly in the media or “keudara” and then stays for a long time in the muka bumi ni and make me bingit too.

scandal can be real or totally base on the false rumours or allegations, or might be possible that a mixture of both. it happen sometimes that when a person or group is trying to hide their scandal or illegal activities, and fails to hide them, then it becomes a more big scandal. fu-la-mak, when you attached with any scandal and dat mean korang mmg dah terkena “mak esah” or “mandrem” cos totally blind like blind bamboo…nak kena babab ni :p pwoooorrr…yg ni plak takde kaitan langsung dgn any scandal or sandal jamban korang tu, but it’s came from one of our scandals…plural* you all baca eh. citer ni berlaku bila “sin chan” yg chomel tu make it byk sgt scandal dgn smua pompuan chantek termasuk la cikgu nyer. sbb dia tu chomel, takde sape pun nak marah w’pun in fact…adoooooos.

cikgu: sin chan nape awak lambat? mama awak tak kejutkan eh?
shin chan: erm...cikgu yg seksi (aksi geliat gedik) wo-wo-wo ni smua salah papan signboard tu lah.
cikgu: papan tanda yg mana satu? papan iklan ke?
shin chan: ala cikgu ni, yang ada tulisan, "sekolah di hadapan, jalan perlahan" tu lah dah buat saya lewat pegi sekolah ari ni. cikgu ok kan?

hahahaha, lucu eh???

moral of de story, kalo korang terer buat scandal, korang bleh sorokkan fakta dpn bijik mata & will survive. dgn hanya put extra wording ”gedik santai” can cover all diz thing. cepat atau lambat dah tak menjadi persoalannya lagi. for me, scandals are very important for the famous people like me (mati dek!!!), via this they are always "in" in the news.

there can be many types of scandals. kiranya mcm dadah tegar gitew. bleh buat kita khayal, epi, lalok and lupa jap psl anak, bini, laki & ipar duai and pe yg btul or not. if you not very de very “fofular” and dgn adanya little bit scandals bleh make you of famous people. yg ni mak suka…juz for rating.

“i’m thinking she doesn’t want to talk about “you know who”. but it just really makes her look more humiliated. she really ought to come out with a great big smile like she doesn’t give a sh** cause he’s nothing but a bast**** anyway”.

p/s: shin chan, ma kasih ya mr zero tuk gue. “enggak bisa lupain kamu” chomel bangat.